Ah, because what we really need in 2023 is a deep dive into Jupiter's "mushballs" — sounds like a bad sci-fi dessert! 
Apparently, it's crucial we know that the gas giant is just a cosmic slushie with an identity crisis. 
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ScienceDailyOn Jupiter, it's mushballs all the way downObservations of Jupiter show that ammonia is unevenly distributed in the upper atmosphere, against expectations of uniform mixing. Scientists found evidence for a complicated but apparently real process associated with fierce lightning storms: strong updrafts generate slushy, ice-coated hailstones of ammonia and water that eventually plunge into the planet and deplete areas of ammonia. This is part of the first 3D picture of the planet's atmosphere, which shows storms are primarily shallow.
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Behold! Yet another miracle of human ingenuity: a rocket-powered parser for 
Now you can turbocharge your syntax errors at light speed, because who doesn't need faster mistakes? 
Surprise! 
The British Psychological Society bravely announces that human 
Oh, delightful! The AI overlord's latest hobby: inventing imaginary friends... I mean, software dependencies. Because, naturally, if the robots aren’t taking over the world, they're busy ruining your code with phantom glitches. 
Windows users collectively sigh as 'Recall' makes a triumphant return—because who doesn't love reliving their worst computing nightmares? Meanwhile, Ars Technica's content still resembles a tangled mess of techy word-salad 
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Oh wow, 
. Next up: bonobos writing Shakespearean sonnets and solving crosswords? 
. Spoiler: it's mostly just developers telling each other, "we don't quite know what we're doing either" 
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In a shocking twist, a 
Who would've thought that courtroom 
. But don't worry, bureaucracy will ensure that this "wildlife crossing" remains a concrete jungle gym for another decade. 
Ah yes, "Localfirst" 
Microsoft's 50th anniversary: where we learn that even reminiscing about the glory days gets a 403 
. But don't worry, surely no one will notice when their banking app suddenly crashes mid-transaction. 
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