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*Up next on #SharkTank, these #stoner Californians have an idea for the hottest new beach game.*

#KANJAM: Ok, so you throw... a frisbee... into a metal can. A bit like #beer pong.

SHARK1: I love beer pong! So are the "kans" full of vodka or rum?

KANJAM: uh.. actually, that's a really good idea we hadn't-

SHARK2: JELLOW SHOTS. LOVE IT. Ok, how much?

KANJAM: the cans and frisbee cost about 16 bu-

SKARK1: SIXTY BUCKS RETAIL THIS LITERALLY PRINTS MONEY KANCHING

<everyone laughs, high fives>

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#ITCrowd
Anyone who is still stressed by the end of the day will be FIRED!

#YesMadam
#NotSatire #Absurd
#SharkTank
"Recently, we conducted a survey to understand your feelings about stress at work. Many of you shared your concerns, which we deeply value and respect. As a company committed to fostering a healthy and supportive work environment, we have carefully considered the feedback.

To ensure that no one remains stressed at work, we have made the difficult decision to part ways with employees who indicated significant stress. This decision is effective immediately, and impacted employees will receive further details separately. Thank you for your contributions."

economictimes.com/news/new-upd

Economic Times · YesMadam allegedly asks employees if they are stressed, and then fires them; leaked letter goes viralBy ET Online

On #SharkTank (the U.S. spin-off of UK's Dragon's Den) many of the entrepreneurs have "customer-acquisition costs" of 40–60% of gross sales, while they're either losing money or making a few percent in net profit.

These aren't entrepreneurs: they're sharecroppers for Meta, Google, Amazon and TikTok. The bigcorps are taking none of the risks and most of the rewards, leaving only a few crumbs for the victims making the gizmos.

Is this what we want to teach our kids about #entrepreneurship?