@mattcropp I'd rather have the dragon
@mattcropp Yeah, enough with the prejudice against dragons, already? Why shouldn't they lay waste to the lands, burn our houses, eat our cattle and maidens, and hoard all the gold? Donald Trump does, and he's president!
"Bezos" would be a great name for a dragon, but "Jeff" has got to go
@Christian @chr@cybre.space Jeff the Dragon sounds like one of Puff's friends, TBH.
@mattcropp Dragon is just old-money lazy, needs branding. “Lair” doesn’t have the same ring as “headquarters”. Investing a bit in the local village would make him some advocates. Maybe get a lobbyist for trickle-down dragonomics.