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listen I don't care much for the period pieces or the normal movies, and I haven't looked at the trailer or read anything about this movie, but i do know that a movie simply titled "Frogs" is a movie for me #monsterdon
@jonny don't do a wrong frogs rho
i am now extremely paranoid about doing a wrong frogs. i believe there is only one frogs in 1972 but i cannot be sure #monsterdon
ok fears assuaged, the jump scare on the normal looking frog is all i need to see to know i'm in the right place for #monsterdon
what is this bozone doing doesn't eh know there are frogs !?!/ #monsterdon
there are very normal frogs all over the place! get out of there! #monsterdon
why is everyone so horny in crockettland!?!!?!? #monsterdon
multitasking on the torrent tracker as i have been the last few weeks, but i am tuning back in now that we have some actual fronks on screeen #monsterdon
this movie is not, in fact, called snakes!!!!!! #monsterdon
the scariest thing in the world is rich white southerners! #monsterdon
grandpa patriarch is giving a strong frank reynolds #monsterdon
grandpa just has all the aimbots on, shooting from the hip from a wheelchair without even pretending to line up a shot. watch out fronks you are up against someone who is hacking!!!!! #monsterdon
you know that if you do that one "i am very mad" mouth thing, curling your lips back up against your teeth that the guy did when he said "listen to me" while forcing her hand to stop her from brushing her hair, that you are fucking up #monsterdon
one might say that whenever the frogs are full screen i am.... ribbeted #monsterdon
@jonny no one may not
what in the fuck does "i'm gonna mend my neck" mean #monsterdon
i'm actually very into the expansionist definition of frogs meaning just all reptiles and amphibians #monsterdon
"i've had enough" after having my croquet post hammering interrupted by two pillow whaps #monsterdon
@jonny Rich people problems. #monsterdon
[PATRIOTIC WALLACE AND GROMIT SOUNDS]
#monsterdon
it honestly whips how there are two totally unrelated movies going on, one is just footage of reptiles and amphibians existing, and another one where an entire southern plantation is horny for this photographer #monsterdon
i didn't really follow what just happened, it looked like he did all that to himself????? #monsterdon
as usual i have no idea who any of the men are in this movie #monsterdon
@jonny I've been playing nature documentary voices in my head during the nature scenes
@jonny you’d know if you were rich. #Monsterdon
>why is everyone so horny in crockettland!?!!?!?
This is just what happens when Sam Elliot forgets to grow his birth control mustache in the morning.
Unfortunately I am not herp-savvy enough to ID these beautiful creatures we're seeing! #Monsterdon
THE TITULAR FROGS! 
Bella is only surviving this weekend by being stoned as hell
Whoever wrote this was paid too much.
Jenny, put in some damn earplugs.
Was that a _Scolopendra_?? #Monsterdon
Honestly I had no strong feelings about moustache-less Sam Elliott and I don't have any now. I'm happy for all of you in whom this movie is Awakening Things though
Crockettland? More like Crackerland am I right
*bites back Toronto budget/environment factoid*
What is that, _Storeria_? _Thamnophis_? Help me snake people
lady, maybe if you were nicer Bella would hook you up with the good weed
in lieu of anything actually happening in the movie, at this juncture I'd like to share one of the top all-time posts from /r/herpetology
@nev ahahahaha omg I'm dead
*Foley guy in a booth frantically shaking some maracas*
alkdjflkdjfl the very chill _Aphonopelma_ or _Brachypelma_ (don't ask me, I'm not a myg person) just kind of sitting there while dude screams in agony
(their natural habitat would be the Southwest desert, or a bit further south, Mexico)
The very tiniest of credit: _Papilio glaucus_, the eastern tiger swallowtail, is indeed found in Florida https://entnemdept.ufl.edu/creatures/bfly/tiger_swallowtail.htm
Aaaaand that's not an eastern tiger swallowtail. I withdraw my credit #Monsterdon
On one hand, I wish we had more herp enthusiasts on the tag. On the other, I think this movie would literally kill them. #Monsterdon
@nev To be fair, the movie is called Frogs.
Lmfao are those anoles on him along with the geckos
Now imagining an anole doing triumphant push-ups on the body of his fallen foe.
The revenge of #LichenSubscribe!!! (Now THAT'S a horror movie I'd watch…)
Going to be popping in and out for #Monsterdon as I am in the middle of making ginger syrup!
And her little dog, too!
I really don't miss answering machines.
because this is the 80s and we're on the cusp, I'm not sure if that splash of colour is supposed to be blood or, like, fruit punch.
Did that guy just pronounce "Houston" "house-ton"?
@nev That is how it's pronounced in NYC
@srol i refuse to believe this
@nev Ever hear of the neighborhood SoHo? It's not pronounced SoHew.
@srol I assumed it was like "sudo" (sue-dough).
@nev That's how it's pronounced in New York
I hate this guy.