Root post for #monsterdon
This week will be a special edition where "jonny is even worse at watching movies than usual and has no idea what is going on" as I put on #monsterdon on the second monitor while i hack on some data preservation code
@jonny *whispers* "is that the star creature"
are these guys married or what #monsterdon
is this a fucking loony toon, seriously what even genre of movie have we picked #monsterdon
@jonny It's a Veggie Tales origin story?
this nasal voice guy is the worst. i haven't even been watching and the hair on the back of my neck stands up every time he drops a line and it falls dead on the ground like a dead salmon
#monsterdon
is men being way shorter than women like very funny in 1962 or something or why are they so gigantic #monsterdon
@jonny I'm assuming the actresses are pro wrestlers, like in the Aztec mummy movies #monsterdon
@jonny I retract this, according to Dr. Puna's wiki article, she was a pinup model but nothing about wrestling... and she was only 5'5"
carrying around a half-smoked cigar loose in a chest pocket all the time would make you the stinkiest motherfucker of all time #monsterdon
aight i'm closing out, coming back next week. there are many good monsterdons, and there are some bad monsterdons, this one somehow managed to be a new category of bad monsterdon by trying to be funny #monsterdon
@jonny Tall ladies did seem to be some sort of mid-century modern fetish didn't it? #Monsterdon
@msh men of this era seem to go gaga for a dame that is 7 feet tall, wearing a leotard, and with that kind of a bra that shapes the tit into a flat cone shape like those duckbill N95 masks #monsterdon