Paraphrasing Kurt Cobain: I'm not trans but I wish I were, just to piss off transphobes
I'm sure you all know this already, but since this post is doing numbers I'm going to take the opportunity to say that you can donate to Stonewall here:
https://www.stonewall.org.uk/fundraise-with-us
And to support trans youth specifically, you can donate to Mermaids here: