Poobah Says<p>From the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Orbital" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Orbital</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Fondling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Fondling</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Bay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bay</span></a> the Poobah says: “If <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Yuri" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Yuri</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Gagarin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Gagarin</span></a> was the first man in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/space" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>space</span></a>, I’ll be the first to plant my flag in your ______.”</p><p>Some explore the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/stars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>stars</span></a>. Others explore <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/orifices" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>orifices</span></a>. Only the brave do both.</p><p>Complete the blank, you cosmic deviant. Bonus points for accuracy, originality, and orbital innuendo.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/YuriGagarin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>YuriGagarin</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/QOTD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>QOTD</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/QuoteOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>QuoteOfTheDay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PoobahSays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoobahSays</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SaturdayVibes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SaturdayVibes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MemeCoin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MemeCoin</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ThePoobah" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThePoobah</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SacredNonsense" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SacredNonsense</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SurrealHumour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SurrealHumour</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CryptoCult" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CryptoCult</span></a> $POOBAH</p>
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Poobah Says<p>From the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Floating" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floating</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Laundry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Laundry</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Sanctuary" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Sanctuary</span></a> the Poobah says, “When the last <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Safety" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Safety</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Pin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Pin</span></a> held the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/universe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>universe</span></a> together, nobody noticed - until their <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pants" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pants</span></a> fell down in a dream.”</p><p>Moral: On <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/InternationalSafetyPinDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>InternationalSafetyPinDay</span></a>, even the smallest <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/things" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>things</span></a> hold up the grandest <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/illusions" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>illusions</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/QuoteOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>QuoteOfTheDay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PoobahSays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoobahSays</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MemeCoin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MemeCoin</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ThePoobah" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThePoobah</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SacredNonsense" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SacredNonsense</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TempleOfTwaddle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TempleOfTwaddle</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NFTCommunity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NFTCommunity</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SurrealHumour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SurrealHumour</span></a> $POO</p>
Poobah Says<p>From the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Moonlit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Moonlit</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Mushroom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mushroom</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Parliament" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Parliament</span></a> the Poobah says:<br>“When the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Unicorn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Unicorn</span></a> sneezes, all the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rainbows" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rainbows</span></a> lose their sense of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/direction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>direction</span></a>.”</p><p>On this <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NationalUnicornDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NationalUnicornDay</span></a>, celebrate the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nonsense" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nonsense</span></a>. Wear <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sparkles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sparkles</span></a>. Ride a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cardboard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cardboard</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/unicorn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>unicorn</span></a> through your <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/livingroom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>livingroom</span></a> and proclaim yourself <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Minister" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Minister</span></a> of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Mirth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mirth</span></a>. Long live the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Poobah" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Poobah</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/QuoteOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>QuoteOfTheDay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PoobahSays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoobahSays</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WednesdayWisdom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WednesdayWisdom</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MemeCoin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MemeCoin</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ThePoobah" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThePoobah</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TempleOfTwaddle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TempleOfTwaddle</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SacredNonsense" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SacredNonsense</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CryptoArt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CryptoArt</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DigitalCollectibles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DigitalCollectibles</span></a></p>
Poobah Says<p>From the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Moonlit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Moonlit</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Bakery" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bakery</span></a> the Poobah says: “Love is like an <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Empanada" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Empanada</span></a>—full of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/secrets" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>secrets</span></a>, best served <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/warm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>warm</span></a>, and always better when you _______.”</p><p>Fill in the blank. Whisper it to the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dough" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dough</span></a>. Shout it to the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/stars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>stars</span></a>. Write it in tomato <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sauce" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sauce</span></a> on your lover’s <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/napkin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>napkin</span></a>. Or keep it tucked inside like the perfect <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/filling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>filling</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/QuoteOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>QuoteOfTheDay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PoobahSays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoobahSays</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TuesdayThoughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TuesdayThoughts</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/D%C3%ADadelaEmpanada" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DíadelaEmpanada</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MemeCoin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MemeCoin</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ThePoobah" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThePoobah</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TempleOfTwaddle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TempleOfTwaddle</span></a></p>
Poobah Says<p>From the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Carnival" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Carnival</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Custard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Custard</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Tribunal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Tribunal</span></a> Poobah says: When the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/jelly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jelly</span></a> of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/truth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>truth</span></a> wobbles, spoon it with <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/suspicion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>suspicion</span></a>.</p><p>Moral: Trust no <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/trifle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>trifle</span></a> with <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/confidence" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>confidence</span></a> issues.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/QuoteOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>QuoteOfTheDay</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PoobahSays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoobahSays</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MondayMotivation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MondayMotivation</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MemeCoin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MemeCoin</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ThePoobah" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThePoobah</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SacredNonsense" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SacredNonsense</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NFTCollectors" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NFTCollectors</span></a></p>
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