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Marko the ComicHand sanitizer can really dry out your skin, which is why I’ve stopped drinking it. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/handsanitizer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#handsanitizer</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dryskin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dryskin</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MarkoTheComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MarkoTheComic</a>

Marko the ComicI like online maps because you can simultaneously see the best route to where you’re going and all the other better places you could be going. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/travel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#travel</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/maps" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#maps</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MarkoTheComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MarkoTheComic</a>

Marko the ComicOne day traffic will get so bad there won’t be any. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/traffic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#traffic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/cars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cars</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedian</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MarkoTheComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MarkoTheComic</a>

Marko the ComicI live in the suburbs but my heart is in the city, along with several other essential organs. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/organharvesting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#organharvesting</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/heart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#heart</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#laugh</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MarkoTheComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MarkoTheComic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/medical" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#medical</a>

Marko the ComicThere’s a reason "violin" sounds like "violence", both words come from the Latin for “to hurt my ears.” <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/violin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#violin</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/violence" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#violence</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/latin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#latin</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/language" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#language</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/music" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#music</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laughter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#laughter</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MarkoTheComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MarkoTheComic</a>

Marko the ComicI play guitar, but I don’t practice enough, so I guess it’s more accurate to say I play dusty guitar. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/guitar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#guitar</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dust" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dust</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/music" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#music</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MarkoTheComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MarkoTheComic</a>

Marko the ComicWe live in an age of abundance, too bad there’s not enough of it to go around. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/poverty" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#poverty</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/abundance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#abundance</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laughter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#laughter</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/money" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#money</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/consumerism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#consumerism</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MarkoTheComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MarkoTheComic</a>

Marko the ComicI hate moving, especially if it’s from the couch <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#laugh</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MarkoTheComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MarkoTheComic</a>

Marko the ComicIf you don’t get enough sleep it can feel just like jet-lag, but you save money on airfare. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/airplan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#airplan</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/sleep" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#sleep</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jetlag" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jetlag</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MarkoTheComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MarkoTheComic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comdian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comdian</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/chicagocomedian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#chicagocomedian</a>

Marko the ComicBranding started with cows but has spread to all products and services. The cows should have patented the idea when they had the chance. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/cow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cow</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/branding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#branding</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/brand" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#brand</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/patent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#patent</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MarkoTheComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MarkoTheComic</a>

Marko the ComicSome countries are riddled with old landmines, which is why we should stop visiting those countries. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/landmine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#landmine</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/toosoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#toosoon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/darkhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#darkhumor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#laugh</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MarkoTheComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MarkoTheComic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedian</a>

Marko the ComicSometimes I feel like ice cream. Especially when I’m cold and someone is licking me. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/icecream" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#icecream</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/lick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#lick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laughter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#laughter</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MarkoTheComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MarkoTheComic</a>

Marko the ComicI like kale, but only if it’s been steamed and thrown in the garbage. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/kale" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#kale</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/garbage" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#garbage</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/hilarity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#hilarity</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MarkoTheComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MarkoTheComic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedian</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funnyhaha" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funnyhaha</a>

Marko the ComicThe humble bookmark doesn’t get the credit it deserves, whereas the braggy bookmark gets too much. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/bookmark" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bookmark</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/brag" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#brag</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedian</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MarkoTheComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MarkoTheComic</a>

Marko the ComicThere’s something strangely old-fashioned about passports, I feel like at this point we should just be using our phones, although admittedly the stamp might break the screen. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/cellphone" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cellphone</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/passport" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#passport</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#laugh</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MarkoTheComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MarkoTheComic</a>

Marko the ComicA smartphone isn’t really that smart when you compare it to a dumb human, which must make dumb humans feel very proud. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/smartphone" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#smartphone</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedian</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#laugh</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MarkoTheComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MarkoTheComic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/f4f" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#f4f</a>

Marko the ComicI usually choose the British voice on my GPS. It makes me feel more confident about driving on the wrong side of the road. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/GPS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GPS</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MarkoTheComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MarkoTheComic</a>

Marko the ComicI had a nightmare that a giant cockroach was driving a nicer car than me. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedian</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/cockroach" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cockroach</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/car" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#car</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/laugh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#laugh</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MarkoTheComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MarkoTheComic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/ItsAMetaphor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ItsAMetaphor</a>

Marko the ComicWhen you’re a dog, the whole world is an escape room. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dog" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dog</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedian</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/escaperoom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#escaperoom</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MarkoTheComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MarkoTheComic</a>

Marko the ComicI wonder what mannequins do after the store closes. Those little baby mannequins have to come from somewhere. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/store" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#store</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/mannquins" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mannquins</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comedy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/babies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#babies</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/markothecomic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#markothecomic</a>

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