Thank you whiskey gods. Your gifts are merciful and plenty.
German really does have a word for everything.
Rekommunalisierung: a town or city reclaiming ownership of its public utilities.
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I feel like a broken record. Blasphemy laws are bullshit. Why are they are thing? The details of this story are a bit weird but the fact is, two guys could be facing the death penalty for posting a picture. For hurting the feelings of someone else's imaginary friend. Fuck that. And while I'm at it, fuck Allah and his prophet*
*+ any other blashemy-law gods
How to work out your twat name...
Take your first name and replace it with Donald.
Now take your surname and replace it with Trump.
Coffee is good
Coffee is life
Please don't ruin coffee
Ha ha! Don't #changethedate, #changethename!
"NSW Penal Colony Establishment Day"
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| FARTING |
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No, #Facebook. Your deliberate design decision is not a limitation of my browser. I will not install your shit apps.
It came up on Reddit today, so let's all take a moment to appreciate Gympie-Gympie, an #Australian stinging tree.
Covered in tiny hairs that penetrate skin and cause agonising stinging that can recur for YEARS.
If you break any of the tiny hairs while attempting to remove them, it hurts MORE.
Recommended treatment for exposed skin is hydrochloric acid.
Animals have been reported to have run off of cliffs after being stung.
Has tasty, pink, edible berries.
The disconnect in the minds of people opposed to changing the problematic date of #AustraliaDay that I can't understand is that they expect indigenous Australians to just get over what happened to their ancestors like it's no big deal.
Then we're expected to believe that their children would never be able to recover from the future trauma of getting the BBQ out on different date to them. Just change it.
Things I really hate:
GenX folks getting all bent out of shape about "millennials always being on their phones".
Shit, if I could have figured out a way to cart my Atari 400 everywhere so I could fool around with it in public you're damned right I would have been on that computer all day.
Just want to give a shout-out to Subway Tooter on Android. Tried it when I first joined Masto and moved on to see what else is out there. What else is crap. Have had heaps of trouble getting any other app to work with 2 accounts. Or even 1 and not crashing. Subway, you are not the most beautiful app but I love you.
"TIL an Icelandic tradition called Jólabókaflóð exists, where books are exchanged as Christmas Eve presents and the rest of the night is spent reading them and eating chocolate"