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What is the point of filtering languages in Mastodon's preferences WHEN SAID FILTRATION DOES NOT OCCUR?

Being a parent means the end of a long weekend is equal parts joy at escaping the children and longing for more long weekend with the children.

Dear people of #Melbourne, a little #PSA here:

I love #cycling and my #bike but if you bring yours on a crowded train in the morning before 9am I'm afraid you're going to have to be executed.

Also if someone holds the lift door for you, at least pretend to increase your walking pace across the foyer or maybe do a little nod of acknowledgement to the person with their arm sticking out, or you too must die.

Sorry to break it to you like this, but hey I don't make the #rules.

I don't generally pay too much attention to my age. I don't feel much different in my late 40s than I did in my 30s or even my 20s. I keep up with stuff, I learn new things all the time. I'm open to change.

Except that one time I installed Snapchat to check it out and I could not understand what the fuck it was for or why any of you damn kids would want this.


*me whispers forever*
use a decent password manager and stick with it

just as morrissey’s traditional constituency of well-meaning lefties are having to reconcile love of his art while distancing themselves from his awful views, so a new crop of alt-right followers who LOVE his views are having to pretend to have always been fans

There's a bar I go to that has a deal for 50c chicken wings on Mondays. That sounds like a great deal but I can't help wondering what all those wingless chickens do with their dollar.

I have now watched The Good Place and can tell you that it is.....Good

Does anybody else think that the Files would make a great 13 episode per season show (like the shows)?

Thank you whiskey gods. Your gifts are merciful and plenty.

German really does have a word for everything.

Rekommunalisierung: a town or city reclaiming ownership of its public utilities.Β 


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How to work out your twat name...

Take your first name and replace it with Donald.

Now take your surname and replace it with Trump.

Drinking game idea: watch and every time someone tells someone else to shut up you have to take a shot.

Coffee is good
Coffee is life
Please don't ruin coffee

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