Internet Turtle @tealturtle@social.coop

i want to kiss ya uwu

in a socialist society we can begin to solve the real issues like making juicy fruit gum retain flavor longer than 10 seconds

@anna I like bats; bats are good. Flappy friends 💕

Uninstalling Twitter to make room for the bonzi buddy app

Bernie Sanders just unmasked and took responsibility for every Nostalgia Critic video... can't believe he was doing it as a gag the whole time

Me using english to shitpost on social media vs me talking to an english tourist in the street.

can't believe developers are pandering to the SJWs yet again. i mean look at this, half the characters are black! and the woman is the strongest character in the game! my immersion is totally ruined, god.

Tonight’s mood

satan takes the wheel

Personally I would never have an emotion. I would simply use facts, and logic, and argumentation

im crawlin outta my cave and im hyena that's fine