Red Oak @redoak@social.coop

Turns out governments can just write a big blank check and make money appear out of thin air.

Turns out most of the shit we were getting paid fuck all to do was pointless busy work all along.

Turns out the people doing the most important work are the ones getting paid the least.

Turns out they can house the homeless overnight if they have enough motivation.

Turns out they can just cancel evictions and rent hikes.

Its very interesting to see what is considered a "crisis" and what is not.

in case you thought i was lying (identities have been protected)

i'm watching the wild animal documentary, by which i mean the documentary that is wild and happens to feature animals

instruction for a telecommute

A 212-Hour Exposure of Orion

Image Credit & Copyright: Stanislav Volskiy, Rollover Annotation: Judy Schmidt

https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap200329.html #APoD

Strangers are not enemies, now is not the time to grow hostile, now is the time to grow compassionate. If we don't stick together now, and make sure our neighbors aren't going hungry or being evicted, then the crisis will be so much worse than it will have been otherwise.

Keep your distance, but don't treat your fellow humans like aliens. Be kind.

*slaps roof of the backseat of a car* this bad boy can fit so many two people making outs in it

By watching the master at 1.25x speed as the Church recommends i have cleared my body of thetans but now i’m full of a new, worse type of alien

<picking through the CDs in the glove compartment> Hmm... do you like your music <turtleneck guy voice> intense, or <weed guy voice> intense

this is 100% the face that every dog makes when you shout "WHAT DO YOU HAVE?? DROP IT!!"

when the Secret Sisters said "I'm nothin special but I can hold you"

consider:

@popstar https://indigenousmotherhood.wordpress.com/2020/03/16/traditional-indigenous-kinship-practices-at-home-being-child-centered-during-the-pandemic/

*putting my mouth right up to the mic*

Dogs. Thank you