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Oh, I should mention: I am currently a freelance Django developer, but I'm *very* interested in finding a few like-minded folks to build a development co-op.

Especially interested in building secure and/or federated versions of the items on this list: dymaxion.org/essays/pleasestop

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you capitalize Dorkus because it's the genus; malorkus is the species

i didn't see or hear a wren for like two weeks, but i heard em yesterday and caught sight of one this morning. i wonder what's up with that!

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Turns out governments can just write a big blank check and make money appear out of thin air.

Turns out most of the shit we were getting paid fuck all to do was pointless busy work all along.

Turns out the people doing the most important work are the ones getting paid the least.

Turns out they can house the homeless overnight if they have enough motivation.

Turns out they can just cancel evictions and rent hikes.

Its very interesting to see what is considered a "crisis" and what is not.

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in case you thought i was lying (identities have been protected)

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i'm watching the wild animal documentary, by which i mean the documentary that is wild and happens to feature animals

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A 212-Hour Exposure of Orion

Image Credit & Copyright: Stanislav Volskiy, Rollover Annotation: Judy Schmidt

apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap200329.ht #APoD

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Strangers are not enemies, now is not the time to grow hostile, now is the time to grow compassionate. If we don't stick together now, and make sure our neighbors aren't going hungry or being evicted, then the crisis will be so much worse than it will have been otherwise.

Keep your distance, but don't treat your fellow humans like aliens. Be kind.

i'm watching the wild animal documentary, by which i mean the documentary that is wild and happens to feature animals

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*slaps roof of the backseat of a car* this bad boy can fit so many two people making outs in it

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By watching the master at 1.25x speed as the Church recommends i have cleared my body of thetans but now i’m full of a new, worse type of alien

can check (alc) 

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<picking through the CDs in the glove compartment> Hmm... do you like your music <turtleneck guy voice> intense, or <weed guy voice> intense

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this is 100% the face that every dog makes when you shout "WHAT DO YOU HAVE?? DROP IT!!"

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when the Secret Sisters said "I'm nothin special but I can hold you"

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*putting my mouth right up to the mic*

Dogs. Thank you

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