I am so bored my house has never been tidier

I am so bored I am so bored I want normal life back

So ridiculously lucky to have started this job on monday

Girl is stuck in an abusive relationship with someone she broke up with five years ago but still lives in her flat. It's a weird situation I haven't encountered before

nico says boosted

both our tinder bios said "fuck the Tories" so it was meant to be heh

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now I am already thinking "how early is too early to ask her to move in"

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six weeks ago I was all "I'll never find love again" gahh

Tomorrow I'm getting an internet for the house (bleh ex wife cancelled it) so I may be here more

I can recommend divorce to anyone concerned they may have too much stuff in their house

This account is now solely for Graham Linehan facts

I fucking hate my wife fucking hate hate hate

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"have you tried drinking just regular water?" my mother just said to me as if I was new to this planet

I AM PREPARED TO SACRIFICE MY DIGNITY AND COMPROMISE MY MORALS FOR THE SAKE OF FOOD AND A ROOF jeez what more can they want

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nico says boosted

@nico "Tell us in 200 words why you are applying for this role."

Because the choice of having a job and starving to death because I don't have a job isn't actually a choice, natch

"Tell us in 200 words why you are applying to this role"

I NEED JOB YOU HAVE JOB GIVE ME JOB

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