nico says @nico@social.coop

"you carry on Kimi" -F1 presumably

this is fine though

So just for comparison: this merits investigating

So formula one is apparently investigating if it's ok for the world champ to wear a Breonna Taylor while 2007 champ Kimi Raikkonen has announced a new clothing collaboration with a guy who I think can accurately be described as a nazi memorabilia enthusiast

ah, the handjob cubicle

Good dog

it's bloody ridiculous that UK newspapers (I don't know if it happens elsewhere) call "good" Muslims like sportspeople "Mo" never Mohammed

Still here, just quiet

I can't remember the @ of the person who lives in New York and does air guitar in a Devo hat but I want to send this does anyone know who I mean

so i started this job in march and they normally have a six month probation but they passed me early because I'm beating all the targets and topping all the stats for the department but I've been asked not to mention it to anyone because they think it would upset the rest of the team who had to wait six months or are still working towards it and it's kinda weird

if you're wondering "am I x enough" then dude you are x as fuck (true for all values of x)

not like in an emo way but does anyone else find the physical sensation of a tear running down your face to be almost orgasmic

work have scheduled a meeting for my lunch break tomorrow and two meetings after I finish work next week so I'm totally going to get them back by whinging about it a little

hey remember how they said it was just a phase

in hindsight: worth it

I think it stems from how I had to pretend I would only eat Doritos for a bit as a kid desperate to get that last star wars tazo I needed

sometimes I think "I'm not sure if I still hate Doritos" so I buy Doritos but I do

I can really recommend craft beer if you have a desperate need to rationalise your addiction as a hobby

has anyone else given up on humans