Okay, its not paranoia. There is a dead bee in my ear. How the fuck do I get it out?

It's only okay to use derogatory race words if you are the target (eg black people can say n*****). So why do so many people think it's okay for men to rap about women using derogatory language?

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The worst thing wasn't the pain but not being able to use earphones, so I had to listen to my workmate's shitty music all day.

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I got stung on the ear by a bee this morning. Now I'm paranoid it crawled into my ear and died. I found the stinger but didn't see the bee.

Nursery rhyme numbers

eeny meeny miny moe, and hickory dickory dock derive from old celtic number words.

We filled in the gaps by borrowing/corrupting modern celtic words.

eeny meeny miny moe quick say shah hickory dickory dock.

eeny-dock meeny-dock...feed




People who oppose migration should be prevented from moving house, even if their home burns down or washes away.

I present the MEWP (mobile elongated walnut pincher)...

Turns out our dog, Bella, is sneaking off next door, going in through the cat flap, jumping up on the sofa, and licking our neighbour's bald head!

Lost it today with a flat-earther covid-denier at work. Don't know if I was right to yell at him but there's only so much idiotic preaching I can take. Headphones tomorrow.

Take the red pill - what's changed?
Fuck all.
No Men in Black, no Big Illusion.

"Van Allen Belts."
"New World Order."
"The Virus Is a Hoax."

That's blue you fool...

"There's fifteen blokes...with magic
and they've tied up all the world."

You took the blue...

"Everything's a lie -
just suck it up until you die"

Take the red pill - take your time.
What if you were him?
or her or him or them?
What if you were there, or then?

Red says fight and strive
and love and learn and be alive.

Take the red pill, friend.
And fight with me until the end.

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Land Workers Alliance 2020 Calendar

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depicts a group working to build not only a better agricultural or land-rights system, but also a fairer society.
Migrant worker solidarity of Italy’s USB union
French agricultural syndicalist resistance to free trade
The Women’s village of Jinwar Northern Syria


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re: some thoughts about "OK Boomer" from a GenX perspective 

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some thoughts about "OK Boomer" from a GenX perspective 

I hate that Britain's drugs of choice are alcohol and cocaine. All the coke-heads be like "what's wrong with that", answering their own question.

As punishment for lying we showed Aubergine the baba ganoush recipe.

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