@SocialCoop Looks like our instance is a few versions behind! Are there plans to get upgrades installed? (Among other features, I'm looking forward to @keybase verifying my account.)

some are born with gold teeth, some achieve gold teeth, and some

Okay, here's a project I've been working on for the past few weeks. It still needs a lot of polish and some more features, but I'm excited about it and want to share: congresstweets.party

Worth a note that this is not just a case of Democrats being more prolific tweeters in general. Here are the top hashtags from the past 30 days instead of 24 hours.

Show thread

Democrats in congress seem to be going all out today tweeting about voting. Republicans not so much.

The developers of SQLite appear to be sincerely arguing that nothing has happened in the last 1,300 years that might make ancient standards of acceptable behavior different from contemporary ones. sqlite.1065341.n5.nabble.com/R

Aren't polygraphs wildly unreliable and easy to consistently pass with a little training? I get that it is partially about pointing out hypocrisy (which is for real there!) but obsessing over Kavanaugh taking a polygraph is a strategy that makes me feel nervous.

‪My aunt: "But I'm always very polite to Siri because you know what? One day they're going to get conscious and they'll remember if you said please and thank you."‬

Mastodon is great because everyone is nice and supportive and also I learned what a “slime girl” is.

Stallman, CoC 

Kavanaugh 

When I was a child I really thought tracking stocks was a much bigger part of adulthood than it turned out to be.

Good morning mastodon, where do you fall on the chart today?

Show more
social.coop

The social network of the future: No ads, no corporate surveillance, ethical design, and decentralization! Own your data with Mastodon!