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By the age of 35 you should ride a moose into outer space.

By the age of 35 you should do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.

Are you excited about ActivityPub, the federated social network protocol used to connect together decentralized Web sites? You should be -- learn more in this #LibrePlanet talk, "Standardizing network freedom," with Christopher Lemmer Webber @dustyweb: https://u.fsf.org/2j1

By age 35, you should have fallen in love with about 2 twitter bots.

By age 35 you should have bought and sold about 7 IKEA LACK side tables on craigslist.

By age 35 you should have paid off 85% or your landlord's mortgage.

By age 35 you should use at least 14 social networks on a daily basis.

By age 35 you should have revolutionized all branches of physics by taking credit for your spouse's work.

By age 35 you should have partied with at least 1 rock star.

By age 35 you should have made a fool of yourself in front of at least two celebrities.

By age 35 you should have learned to play at least one musical instrument while riding a motorcycle. youtube.com/watch?v=vSrZ68JV3m

By age 35 you should have meowed at approximately 300 cats who really didn't care either way.

By age 35 you should have learned to subsist on a diet of media exposure and work experience.

By age 35 you should have at least two of the following: rotator cuff injury, carpal tunnel injury, attacked by shark.

By age 35 you should have accidentally rubbed cayenne in your eye at least once.

By age 35, you should have lost at least 2 friend groups who didn't want to take sides in an abusive relationship.

By age 35 you should have received at least 150 annual membership renewal notices from @ACLU@twitter.com.

By age 35 you should have lived in at least 12 apartments, sued 3 slumlords, been denied for 4 mortgages, and been priced out of at least 2 major cities.

I'm 34. From what I'm reading on twitter, I have a lot to do over the next 7 months.

Really good explainer from @SciShow@twitter.com on how those glasses for colorblind folks work. youtube.com/watch?v=BrEyOkNRzG