"In an extraordinary blunder, key figures in the Trump administration – including Vice-President #JDVance, the defence secretary Pete Hegseth, the secretary of state, Marco Rubio, and the director of national intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard – used the commercial chat app Signal to convene and discuss plans – while also including a prominent journalist in the group.

#Signal is not approved by the US government for sharing #porn."

"#Vance and the #couch were unavailable for comment."

**The Sifillis Stories** @Sifillis@tiny.tilde.website · Mar 22

**DanielMania123** @DanielMania123@cubhub.social · Feb 21

Feb 21

DanielMania123 @DanielMania123@cubhub.social

Poor Tiffany is under the weather, but luckily her Papa, Trent is there to keep her company

Art Commission by @StarryBibi

Tiffany & Trent Tuxedo Cats belong to ME

#Tiffany #Trent #Tuxedo

**Eduardo Amaral Lyra Neto** @EduLyra@pixelfed.social · Feb 19

Feb 19

Eduardo Amaral Lyra Neto @EduLyra@pixelfed.social

#freud #psychoanalysis #couch #therapy #sigmundfreud #popart

#popart

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**nimi** @nimi@norrebro.space · Feb 15 *

Feb 15 *

nimi @nimi@norrebro.space

@ProjectFearlessness I agree with your message. But please add a hyphen to clarify the relationship between JD #Vance and couches. JD Vance is a "Nazi couch-fucker", because, as far as I know, there are no #nazi couches. Only couches that are oppressed and abused by nazis.

#couch #grammar #hyphenation

**David August** @davidaugust@mastodon.online · Feb 15

Feb 15

David August @davidaugust@mastodon.online

So Ohio’s Least Favorite Son humiliated himself in Munich, and also humiliated his country.

I really hope the Couch Copulator finds comfort in the arms of a friendly Settee or Canapé before returning home.

#USpol #humor #humour

**Lorry** @Lorry@mstdn.social · Feb 12 *

Feb 12 *

Lorry @Lorry@mstdn.social

Somebody should tell Shady that Europe can't just ignore laws about Social Media companies even if they are owned by the Whitehouse's couch monitor and his sauna wrestling buddy.

J. D. Vance standing in front of a sexy little leather couch, dressed in his $70 suit and looking smug. The caption says "I DID THAT"

#eu #europe #law

**Sven** @sven@troet.social · Feb 8

Feb 8

Sven @sven@troet.social

Erst flitzen, dann Dösen und nach der Abendrunde pennen auf der Couch. #Geschwisterliebe #vizsla #hundeliebe #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #sonne #couch

**Monstanner** @monstanner@pixelfed.social · Feb 5

Feb 5

Monstanner @monstanner@pixelfed.social

Photo Series 1/?. Office is my favorite map in Counter-Strike. (I don't know where many pictures I will publish in this photo series. That's why there's a question mark.) #Counter-Strike #Counter-Strike1.6 #CounterStrike #CounterStrike1.6 #GoldSrc #Game #Gaming #Office #cs_office #Clock #Computer #Monitor #Elevator #Couch

In this picture you can see an office complex from the inside. From left to right, you see a clock on the wall, then comes an entrance, followed by a desk with a monitor and computer on it. Behind it are filing cabinets. Then there is a window and then there is another desk with a monitor and computer on it. This is on the map cs_office from the game Counter-Strike 1.6.

In this picture you can see the monitor and computer from the front, which was mentioned first in the previous picture. You can also see the keyboard and a written sheet of paper now. On the monitor you can see a so-called Easter egg. It shows the map in the program Hammer. With which the map was created.

In this picture you can see a hallway. From right to left you can see a double door, two elevators, where between these two there is a call button on the wall for these and another light that is supposed to indicate where the elevators are located. (Although this is only presented very simply. Because there are four lights and only one light lights up at a time and moves quickly from right to left in a loop.

#couch

**Lisa S Baker Art (Back Up)** @LisaSBaker@mastodon.world · Feb 2

Feb 2

Lisa S Baker Art (Back Up) @LisaSBaker@mastodon.world

Sharing Belladonna Baa Baa to start the day. Available here: https://1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/featured/belladonna-baa-baa-lisa-s-baker.html

An art piece of a vision of pure whimsy, this piece captures a delightfully regal sheep lounging effortlessly on a plush couch, draped in the serenity of sheer comfort. Adorned with a delicate floral crown of wild blossoms, this woolly aristocrat radiates both elegance and laziness in perfect harmony. Art by Lisa S Baker.

#sheep #lamb #farm

**Chris** @chris.zielecki@pixelfed.social · Jan 19

Jan 19

Chris @chris.zielecki@pixelfed.social

Boudoir session with Izzy.

https://boudoir.hamburg | https://www.sturmsucht.de

#hamburg #boudoir #portrait #sensual #couch #boudoirphotography #boudoirinspiration

This image features a low-lit, intimate setting with a woman reclining on a couch in a pose that exudes sensuality and mystery. The lighting is moody and focused, highlighting her face, shoulders, and legs while the rest of the scene fades into shadow. Her gaze is directed toward the camera, with her hand resting gently near her mouth, creating a contemplative and alluring mood. The background is simple, with soft textures and muted tones, allowing the subject to remain the focal point. The overall composition and lighting create a cinematic, atmospheric feel.

#boudoirinspiration

Jan 17

Jan 17

𝗠𝗔𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗠𝗘𝗺𝗲𝗠𝗔𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀 @mastomememakers@det.social

embossment of manhattan purchase shows merchants offering "stuff" to indigenous people

the merchants are trump and vance

text: a cautionary tale

#trump #greenland #panama

**Pied Piper** @piedpiper@mastodon.online · Jan 15

Jan 15

Pied Piper @piedpiper@mastodon.online

#Couch #Potato #Society

The #pleasure found in #creativity and creative #engagement is unequalled.

It is maximized when #produced for one's own #growth and not for the sake of others or itself.

#againstdarkmanners #consciousnessevolution
@psychology @education
@rants

**ghooffacker** @ghooffacker@sueden.social · Dec 16, 2024

Dec 16, 2024

ghooffacker @ghooffacker@sueden.social

#Weihnachtsgeschenk gesucht? Diese Besprechungs-Sitzgruppe mit #Glastisch ist kurzfristig abzugeben. Außerdem eine ausklappbare #Couch (dann #Doppelbett) mit Kissen. Alles in sehr gutem Zustand. Abzuholen in #München Nähe Rotkreuzplatz, Tel. der Journalistenakademie München!

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**LaemenPang** @focusedontheberry@mastodon.social · Dec 7, 2024

Dec 7, 2024

LaemenPang @focusedontheberry@mastodon.social

@TomWellborn This is real. Not a drill. Dark political forces and inidviduals are running shit, and very soon are looking to consolidate more absolute power. #NotADrill. What does freedom mean to you, how far you willing to go to #Defend you and yours #Autonomy and #Agency? Just going to #Die on your #Fucking #Couch.
Just curious.? Really look deep inside and what the fuck will you do. Or are you just going to spread those ass cheeks wide?