It's wild to try to train someone to do your job and realize that, at the base, you are really trying to teach them how to think.

Also like don't tell anyone but I like helping with training the newbies because it makes it clear to me how far I've come. When I started this job I was barely past WRITE !, "HELLO CRUEL WORLD." Now I'm a pretty seasoned programmer.

It is downright comical how much of my #dayjob is on fire the last couple days

We had some fire extinguishers, but they also caught fire

Pro-tip. If you are going turn on your camera during a team meeting, try not to appear utterly bored and disengaged.

Unless of course that is the whole point.

My #dayjob day has been the equivalent of hitting an iceberg somewhere in the North Atlantic

I spend my days in a #yocto sweatshop so others won’t have to. #dayjob

#dayjob development cycle:

1. Receive vague JIRA ticket that contains only a title
2. Randomly guess at requirements, code
3. Send to QA
4. Get told I guessed wrong
5. Think "hmm, I should clarify requirements before coding more"
6. Send questions to product and QA
7. crickets
8. Loop back to 2

TFW the code you are working on is a tower of race conditions, that cancel each other out, most of the time #dayjob

By supporting healthcare professionals in their learning journeys, we’re helping to build a healthier future. Today, on Healthcare Continuing Education Professionals Day™, we celebrate our role in advancing healthcare! #dayjob #CEProfessionalsDay

From the #dayjob chronicles: If you work in an org where all JIRA tickets just say "do the thing" (with optional misleading title) and nobody ever adds comments, your own tickets can be immaculate and it still does no good because everyone else has learned not to waste time reading the ticket

Important Continuous Integration tips gleaned from #dayjob:

• Our failing unit tests are "flaky" and just need to be disabled or ignored
• Your failing unit tests are a serious regression and must be fixed immediately!

Yowza! Somebody at #dayjob clearly got ahold of this! https://taylor.town/-10x

I'm so sick of drama.

And there's so freaking much of it right now that, no, this isn't directed at any one person. The #dayjob has been a mess all week. This level of energy isn't sustainable.

hat jemand lust auf nen day job mit #SAP bei der @haufegroup in #freiburg?

da braucht ihr diesmal auch nicht mit mir die kueche teilen ich teils trotzdem im #fediverse

gerne #boost dann kommt die ansprechpartnerin auch hier rein zu "uns"

https://haufegroup.talentry.com/share/job/617943/846086/1736351535/3

Fantasizing about running around slapping the Kotlin scope functions out of people's hands at #dayjob

Continuous integration builds constantly failing on 6-8 unit tests is fine and normal, but 30 is clearly a blocker

"My #DayJob is Threatened by #AI, and I Don’t Care"

"#Humans, are you fucking kidding me? The #public will benefit by everybody in my position being replaced with AI."

https://freethoughtblogs.com/gas/2024/12/24/my-day-job-is-threatened-by-ai-and-i-dont-care/

My one planned meeting today, actually, was a really lovely one, in which my colleague and I talked about many lofty things, down-to-earth things, and agreed we should go on a walk together soon to talk about all things.

Impressed by how developers at #dayjob were able to elegantly leverage the Kotlin type system to create even more opportunities for NPEs:

fun info(tag: String?, msg: String?) {
logInfo(tag!!, msg!!)
}

@laprice that sounds very interesting! I make a #BirchBeer and a #JamaicanStyle #GingerBeer at my #DayJob as a #Brewer at @kererubrewing ...

Code slinger by day, joke-slinger by night.

Showcase different links in your link in the bio page, all with feature flags

Check out how to build a toggle-able link in the bio app with Reflex.dev and LaunchDarkly in my latest blog post.

https://launchdarkly.com/blog/building-a-toggle-able-link-in-bio-app-with-reflex/