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Sometimes what I say is not what I mean.\u003cbr\u003eI put up cover songs here:\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://youtube.com/ScottFromBaltimore\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" translate=\"no\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eyoutube.com/ScottFromBaltimore\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAbout the handle: since aol IM, I've used it everywhere because it's usually not taken by someone else, and I don't want to be scottbaxter1234567.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ehe/him\u003c/p\u003e","url":"https://mastodon.world/@eyesquash","uri":"https://mastodon.world/users/eyesquash","avatar":"https://social-coop-media.ams3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/cache/accounts/avatars/109/303/562/393/399/917/original/a93c66a75f98df74.jpg","avatar_static":"https://social-coop-media.ams3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/cache/accounts/avatars/109/303/562/393/399/917/original/a93c66a75f98df74.jpg","header":"https://social-coop-media.ams3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/cache/accounts/headers/109/303/562/393/399/917/original/0b43aa1d775854de.jpg","header_static":"https://social-coop-media.ams3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/cache/accounts/headers/109/303/562/393/399/917/original/0b43aa1d775854de.jpg","followers_count":510,"following_count":299,"statuses_count":25739,"last_status_at":"2026-04-14","hide_collections":false,"emojis":[],"fields":[]},{"id":"109344878211661336","username":"robofluff","acct":"robofluff@joopleberry.garden","display_name":"armando blight","locked":false,"bot":false,"discoverable":true,"indexable":true,"group":false,"created_at":"2023-09-14T00:00:00.000Z","note":"\u003cp\u003eI'm just this guy, you know.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour average friendly queer, neurodivergent, geriatric millennial¹, genuine people personality with charcot-marie-tooth still trying to dodge covid. I will always want to see a picture of your cat, donkey, or llama or hear about your favorite audiobook. Forky is my favorite disney princess. She/They\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003erobofluff/mousetrout most places\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e[1] This is how the youths say 'middle aged', right?\u003c/p\u003e","url":"https://joopleberry.garden/@robofluff","uri":"https://joopleberry.garden/users/robofluff","avatar":"https://social-coop-media.ams3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/cache/accounts/avatars/109/344/878/211/661/336/original/df5bee67e3aa05b3.jpg","avatar_static":"https://social-coop-media.ams3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/cache/accounts/avatars/109/344/878/211/661/336/original/df5bee67e3aa05b3.jpg","header":"https://social-coop-media.ams3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/cache/accounts/headers/109/344/878/211/661/336/original/0aa76ebe86242b6a.jpeg","header_static":"https://social-coop-media.ams3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/cache/accounts/headers/109/344/878/211/661/336/original/0aa76ebe86242b6a.jpeg","followers_count":34,"following_count":43,"statuses_count":323,"last_status_at":"2026-03-30","hide_collections":false,"emojis":[],"fields":[{"name":"pixelfed","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://pixelfed.social/p/robofluff/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" translate=\"no\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003epixelfed.social/p/robofluff/\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":null}]},{"id":"109853356810853276","username":"ThirstyGayGeek","acct":"ThirstyGayGeek@gaygeek.social","display_name":"OG Gay Geek","locked":true,"bot":false,"discoverable":true,"indexable":true,"group":false,"created_at":"2023-02-10T00:00:00.000Z","note":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://gaygeek.social/tags/pnw\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003epnw\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://gaygeek.social/tags/seattle\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eseattle\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://gaygeek.social/tags/gay\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003egay\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://gaygeek.social/tags/geek\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003egeek\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e here... uncensored, and sometimes NSFW.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI love new followers, but if you have a blank profile, no avatar, and haven't posted anything, I may reject your follow request.  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