Have you ever been scrolling and thought to yourself "did that person just smash a bunch of buzzwords together and call it a hot take?"

my mom: i have to go make the rolls
me: have you ever made like, one giant roll
my mom: you mean a loaf of bread?

Literally we have nothing of value in there. Zero. The car is old as shit and on its last legs. I know we live in horribly desperate times so I can't be too mad but I wish we could get a fucking break.

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My sweet child thinks our car was broken into again because it was the person who stole our car a few months ago and they'd forgotten their chapstick.

just over a year later we now have a sequel to the large boulder the size of a small boulder

I had a conversation with my rabbi this afternoon who has been doing leftist organizing for longer than I've been alive and it made me so sad that the left I'm a part of at least isn't more multi-generational. They remember a time when people were really building coalition, were handling microaggressions amongst each other in ways that were productive and educational and put responsibility on people for growing. I'm hungry for more stories of a left like that.

@CreatureOfTheHill this looks like such a cool gadget!! I have a green bean frencher and I don't think I really appreciated kitchen gadgets before I got it.

My kid was just telling me that they're gonna play a bunch of ring fit at their dad's house and take a lot of walks so they can get buff and kick Jeff Bezos' ass.

The trick to making sugar alternatives like stevia passable in your favorite dessert recipes is to replace them with real sugar

Some of my proudest moments have been those times I was able to cook something messy in a cast iron and have it be looking spotless and well seasoned by the time I was done.

being allowed to be mad โ‰  being allowed to treat someone cruelly

My partner and I send each other sweet texts when he gets to work every morning and this morning my kid saw me texting him and wanted to join and said "I love how you just are really nice and I really really really think you're really nice also will you get me candy at work?" (he works at a grocery store)

this hamster gif is so good that i'm uploading it again on its own post so that everyone may properly behold and appreciate it

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