money, work, request for help 

Our income is $50 a week (after rent).

If you've got any odd jobs that I can do for an extra $10 here and there, that would be really useful!

What I can do:
* Clerical work
* Proofreading
* Programming (for the Desktop or Command line)

Thanks!
(boosts welcomed)

@kelbesque ugh true and thanks to my job different/more nazis are still perpetually dogpiling me

got blazed and am now considering running for ny state assembly in the 2020 election

@talialavin honestly the fact that im smoking a cigarette as i type this should tell you how good i am at giving up addictions

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i tweeted nine times today but sadly that is still significantly below normal levels

Boost if you're wrong about a lot of things.

birdsite irony 

I pray every night to be free from horny and heal the damage it has done to my dong
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During the 70s in France, children's TV was dominated by a program called L'Ile Aux Enfants (The Kids' Island), which prominently featured Casimir, the friendly dinosaur.

Casimir's favourite dish is the gloubi-boulga, a cake made of chocolate, strawberry jam, bananas, mustard, raw sausage, whipped cream, and anchovies. I dont know who the heck thought putting that into a children's program was a good idea, but every kid i knew wanted to eat that shit.

For those in Florence's path:

- Please have your evacuation plans ready. You can never over prepare.

- Locate your nearest storm shelter now. Ensure that it does not have any large windows (e.g. gymnasiums).

- Bring resources up from lower levels of your abode, as they're serve you better while close by.

- DO NOT be coerced into working in the day leading up to, let alone hours before landfall.

Stay safe, y'all!

science, knowing no bounds, has presented us with the world’s first alarm clock you can fuck

if you just like MCR or just wear black youre a fake goth!!!!!

To👏be👏 a👏 real👏 goth👏 you👏 have👏 to👏 sack👏 Rome!!!

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