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sorry honey, this is a capitalist country, it's MYoboros now

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yes your honor I did tell my toddler that the plural of caboose is cabeese

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brand of sacrifice - lifeblood 

I threw this on my list because it was hyped but, nope, still not into deathcore

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i would simply not be a legend illustrating the dangers of hubris. it would be easy for me

i think it would be fun to set a puzzle and have people solve it though, idk

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this'll probably get as far as most of my other hobby projects and creative endeavors (nowhere), but ive started a notes file on my phone for cryptic clues i think up

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Gdpr was invented by big banner to sell more website banners

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masto sysadmin q, please boost 

does anyone out there have some prior shareable work setting up a nice prometheus/grafana installation for their server? ideally via docker-compose but that's not the hard part.


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mild lewd directed at reader 

i lock my gaze on you with bedroom eyes, cross the room and put my hands firmly on your waist. i look you up and down with longing and a deep, deliberate inhale. finally i lean in to whisper gently, softly in your ear, "got any gwapes?"

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planting beans and singing "Bean Maannnn" to the tune of Soundgarden's Spoonman to see if my wife's face will get stuck that way

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i;m thinking about thos* Beans**

*my
**shortcomings and failures

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getting banned from the horticulture department by obstinately referring to the famous banana cultivar as Nasty Mike

fantastic news - i've got full-text search running on social.coop again! so it's time once again to test it by searching for some of my favorite horrible posts!

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social.coop

A Fediverse instance for people interested in cooperative and collective projects.