Something smells horrendous in here and i can't figure out what. I gave the big dog a bath today too!
beginning to suspect that the relationship between "number of dogs" and "time spent smelling dog farts" is non-linear
Oh. Oh no. Oh, god
The poop was on my slipper, and therefore also all up and down the hallway.
@redoak sorry for chuckling out loud
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