alc / drinking game joke 

the being my neighbor drinking game is:

drink every time you hear "no, pepper, not the azaleas!!"

drink for every crying child followed by "booooys, what happened!?"

drink when Toby is barking but you can't figure out why

drink twice if Toby is barking at actual bears

finish your drink if you hear me whistling a sentimental tune while i take out the garbage

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