mild lewd directed at reader
i lock my gaze on you with bedroom eyes, cross the room and put my hands firmly on your waist. i look you up and down with longing and a deep, deliberate inhale. finally i lean in to whisper gently, softly in your ear, "got any gwapes?"
@redoak it's too terrible, I can't imagine hearing this without instantly slapping the speaker across the face as hard as possible, just on instinct
@redoak I nearly spit out the grape that I was eating while reading that. Seriously, I'm eating grapes right now. lol
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