toddler parenting #4 

Don’t get me wrong I love having a baby and a toddler.

Watching them experience new things every day, some difficult, some easy, makes you re-evaluate the hardened set ways you’ve come to look at life.

But for the love of god is it too much to ask for 5 minutes alone time in the bathroom without one of them screaming bloody murder or the other one banging on the door asking if whether you are “pooing or peeing?’

toddler parenting #4 

We have twins. I concluded that being a parent is community service. Someone's gotta do it.

God help those with triplets or more. The thing about human appendages, typically you only have two, max. Likewise, two parents.

Better to be a polygamous octopod.


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