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man the internet is such a great place, every website says they care about my privacy isn't that lovely of them

stonks haha

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ØØVoid is the best sunn o))) album i think

now been a year without trying to kill myself although in fairness with the year it's been maybe I did and this is just the first layer of hell

obviously needs some maintenance but the colour is good right

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wonder if I flogged all this junk here could I get a boat of some kind and just sail off

im depressed and a hypochondriac so every little ailment fills me with a kind of morbid optimism

British people don't actually like tea but we do like an excuse to fuck off to the kitchen every so often and stand around while the kettle boils and not have to talk to our colleagues or family or visitors or whoever for a bit

yeah that was ok but don't go mushing your eating oriface with just anybody now

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let's touch where we eat that's a cool idea

just to be clear, no animals are harmed in the making of these toots

THEY SHED THEIR SKIN IM DOING NO HARM TO LIZARDS

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is it really a scale model if you haven't made it out of lizard skin

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@nico Centrism is the gateway drug towards scientology and QAnon.

a lot of people consider me the usain bolt of nodding off in front of the telly

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