Tired: we're all inside a massive simulation
Wired: we're all inside an Electron app
@nev Are you sure it's not windows 10 on a Celeron with 1gb
@masklayer Also extremely possible. Quantum physicists are working on it.
@nev On fire'd: We are all free electrons that occasionally get passed around between molecules
@nev being in Electron app is worse
@nev So some time soon oom_killer will end the existence of us all?
@nev whatever SIM we're in the garbage collection is shit we have like 7 hours of downtime each and every 24 hour period where everything just stops executing
@nev darkest timeline
@nev I know things are bleak but no need to assume the worst of all possible worlds just yet
If time seems to be moving slowly please consider that the app is trying to run on a Chromebook with 2GB of RAM