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neville park @nev

OK, so I'm sitting at a red light, in the middle of the right-hand lane. Dude in car behind me honks. I wave. Him, angrily: "I'm turning right! You're blocking the road!" I just ignored him for 5 seconds till the light turned green. ๐Ÿ™„ (1/2)

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Now kicking myself for not yelling back "Hi, Turning Right, I'm dad." Esprit de l'escalier... (2/2)

@nev i love to flip off asshole drivers. only problem is cars are big and hard

Anyway I'm gonna finish this tea then head up to city council

@nev ah i love when motorists expect cyclists to go directly into oncoming traffic

@nev Cars wait to go straight, too, and I doubt he'd yell at them.

Which reminds me: I was walking in the middle of a parking lot row-- you know, so if cars don't see you they have time to stop-- and some driver behind me honks once, twice, three times, louder and louder.

I wasn't sure at first that the honks were aimed at me, so I turned around to check. Normally, I might have scooted over to let him pass, but this time I moved into dead center and slowed my pace. I am such a bitch. ๐Ÿ˜Š