Rather than sexual relationships and reproductive organs, humbly suggesting the use of more genuinely offensive phrases for times of anger, e.g.

- you're a total archon
- what an utter sultan
- oh put a crown on
- why don't you go and abdicate you absolute monarch


@neil @amphetamine I don't know, sometimes there's just nothing more satisfying than turning to the radio while someone particularly offensive is on and shouting "YOU UTTER PENIS!"


@neil I’ve long stopped using sex-specific terms in any derogatory manner. Scatology is wide open, however.
One of my favorites used to be “colostomy bag” - full of warm shit - but I realize that may be ableist.

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