My surgeon insistently and repeatedly tells me that under absolutely no circumstances should I "eat anything at all after midnight" and "none of us want to deal with the consequences of you not doing so."
All I can think: I'm a mogwai.
@mako I've been snowboarding a ton lately. Your wrist, my friend's ribs, another's shin... seems like the danger is mounting. I'm going to try to take it easy for a bit lest I wake up on a gurney. Heal well, buddy!
@mako What part of the day is not after midnight?
@mako My mind is clearly too literal and affected by being a programmer to understand everyday medical instructions.
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