So I've read a lot of self-serving twaddle by academic publisher types over the last ten years, but this takes the cake... a 5-story wedding cake covered with marzipan roses and flecked with gold leaf.
This quote is just one of its laugh out loud lines. https://thegeyser.substack.com/p/our-insurrection-continues
"businesspeople in breathless disbelief that people are interested in anything but money and prestige" is one of my favorite genres.
"Scientists sacrificed their mysterious power by shitposting! There is no other reason for preprints than scientists wanting to get famous!"
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