Look you can have universal healthcare or you can have this
@iamskye ... is that a prank?? It's a prank, right?
@iamskye I... I want universal healthcare.
This is not actually real? Right...
@iamskye uhm ACTUALLY Snopes FACT CHECKED this already and it has FAKE
@wizard no it’s real
You'll need universal healthcare after that...
How much sugar does it contain?
@iamskye I’m... I’m tempted to take the ham. But, does eating this qualify as a pre-existing condition?
@iamskye can’t live without my caffeinated sandwich meat
@iamskye VOTE FOR CAMACHO !
@iamskye Empirical disproof of the efficient market hypothesis.
What the heck?
@iamskye please tell me this isn't real
Well, monsters have to get their energy from somewhere. :)
@iamskye I need this
@iamskye i want universal healthcare but also monster energy ham would be pretty cool if it was real
@iamskye i wonder how energy ham is mined
@iamskye please tell me this is not real
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