an olive garden commercial written by a bot that watched 1000 hours of olive garden commercials
@gc this doesn't really read as bottish, but I'm going to boost it anyway because it's still hilarious
@gc Unfortunately, that is not the case. https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1007065186740494336
@gc I loved that narrative too, but it's a touch coherent for current state of the art.