an olive garden commercial written by a bot that watched 1000 hours of olive garden commercials
@gc this was not made by a bot
@Efi what? surely you don't mean that someone would just... lie... on the internet, do you?
@Efi update: it has been confirmed that someone did in fact lie to me and it was not made by a bot after all. my entire universe has been shattered.
@gc told ya, I've seen enough bots to know a human when I see one... wait... something like that
Turing test failed
@gc this doesn't really read as bottish, but I'm going to boost it anyway because it's still hilarious
I just can't believe that something this well done could have come from a computer. That being said, the thought of a bot writing this is still hilarious!
@gc
This is precious to me.
@gc I regret that I have no way of giving this the accolades it so richly deserves! 🏆🏆🏆♨️⭐🌟🌡🔥⚡
@gc definitely using the "leave without me. I'm home." line the next time I go out for Franchise Italian.
@gc where did this come from? what genius produced this? i must know more
@xxbc I'm afraid I don't know anything more than you do, friendo
@gc @xxbc It appears this Twitter user was responsible for this plus a couple of others in the same vein. (The joke's a bit more obvious when they write "1,000 hours of Mission Impossible movies"!) https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti
@gc Unfortunately, that is not the case. https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1007065186740494336
@DenubisX well dang, r.i.p. the gluten classico :(
@gc I loved that narrative too, but it's a touch coherent for current state of the art.
@gc GLUTEN CLASSICO
@gc as an Italian citizen, this made me laugh more than expected
@gc We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all.