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Nathan Wittstock @fardog@social.coop

YOU: Hey bud, working hard or hardly working? Hahaha
ME: Hardly working, but in the sense that a shattered marionette is hardly working. In so breaking, I have broken away from the normative values that once controlled me; but in the process, my guiding narrative and image have also been deconstructed and scattered; and so in light of this, my animating urge must be rebuilt along some new mode, or I will simply be swept into the garbage

Monad is plural, a single monad is a moni and it's what Billy Idol was singing about but he spelled it wrong because there wasn't consensus in the programming books of the time.

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Cloudflare DNS-over-HTTPS is working with secure-operator, the DNS proxy I maintain. There were some caveats, but they were quick to fix issues with their responder.

So, an alternative to Google's now available! github.com/fardog/secureoperat

Remembering FileMaker Pro and shuddering

doesn't matter how long i write software: when i do something and it works first try i'm like "i must've actually not changed anything"

i warned you about averages bro

if there's like, a wavelength that my brain works at, it sounds kinda like this youtube.com/watch?v=hN5asyD-Vk

nunchuck game for console where you have to keep twirling one of the directional sticks and the second you stop the nunchucks hit you in the balls

Ars Technica removed tracking for all subscribers, in addition to having already removed ads in the paid version. Wish more sites would offer this.
arstechnica.com/staff/2018/03/

Person: *calls helpline* HALP ISSUES NEED HALP

Helpline: we're sorry, you need the HALPLINE

Person: *calls HALPLINE* HALP ISSUES NEED HALP

HALPLINE: O HECK, WHAT TROUBLIN FREN?

Person: HECKIN' HECKED ALL UP IN HERE

HALPLINE: O NO! WE'RE SENDING HALP FREN, NO WORRIES. I'LL BORK WITCHU UNTIL THEY GET THERE

second shirt in a week i've found a small hot sauce stain on. gotta keep my sauce under control.

any name you use that isn't your legal name is your illegal name

do crimes

fuckin' mad. mad about databases.

i just heard the term "domain investor" and i'm upset.

as in, web domain names. :(