YOU: Hey bud, working hard or hardly working? Hahaha
ME: Hardly working, but in the sense that a shattered marionette is hardly working. In so breaking, I have broken away from the normative values that once controlled me; but in the process, my guiding narrative and image have also been deconstructed and scattered; and so in light of this, my animating urge must be rebuilt along some new mode, or I will simply be swept into the garbage
Monad is plural, a single monad is a moni and it's what Billy Idol was singing about but he spelled it wrong because there wasn't consensus in the programming books of the time.
mysql was a mistake
Remembering FileMaker Pro and shuddering
doesn't matter how long i write software: when i do something and it works first try i'm like "i must've actually not changed anything"
i warned you about averages bro
metal gear salad.
nunchuck game for console where you have to keep twirling one of the directional sticks and the second you stop the nunchucks hit you in the balls
Ars Technica removed tracking for all subscribers, in addition to having already removed ads in the paid version. Wish more sites would offer this.
Person: *calls helpline* HALP ISSUES NEED HALP
Helpline: we're sorry, you need the HALPLINE
Person: *calls HALPLINE* HALP ISSUES NEED HALP
HALPLINE: O HECK, WHAT TROUBLIN FREN?
Person: HECKIN' HECKED ALL UP IN HERE
HALPLINE: O NO! WE'RE SENDING HALP FREN, NO WORRIES. I'LL BORK WITCHU UNTIL THEY GET THERE
second shirt in a week i've found a small hot sauce stain on. gotta keep my sauce under control.
any name you use that isn't your legal name is your illegal name
fuckin' mad. mad about databases.
i just heard the term "domain investor" and i'm upset.
as in, web domain names. :(