Cashier: "I can't believe that tomorrow is a new year! Time flies by!"
Me: "Yeah, I can't believe we're a quarter-century into this millenium tomorrow!"
Cashier: (looking a bit spooked) "Oh wow uh... I hadn't thought of that"
@cwebber Cool your jets. It's just the next century that you're a quarter of the way into. Even if it is the first century of a new millennium.
@philipbrewer that's what I said though
@cwebber I guess I'm just a very careless reader.