mild lewd directed at reader
i lock my gaze on you with bedroom eyes, cross the room and put my hands firmly on your waist. i look you up and down with longing and a deep, deliberate inhale. finally i lean in to whisper gently, softly in your ear, "got any gwapes?"
NB: this is a joke, please don't be scared off because i said its lewd - it's more like.. racy? innuend...ous?
please give the good bloops for my horrible brain
