@clayton In my defence, somewhat far, and being harried away from the bread-giving area by the Swan Mafia. So, I was throwing the bread slices like a discus. They fly remarkably well once they get spinning! But, as it turns out, so does my arm.
I have since learned that I have Shitty Joints™ so in hindsight this is not surprising.

@cathal, you need a Bird Feeder 9000 like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtcqXFZFiWo

@clayton

@wu_lee @cathal bahahahaha