Got around to adding the below blog post about #SemVer & #CalVer & all their alternatives, to my personal notes as a bookmark.
Realized that nobody has yet gone for the obvious: WhateVer, whose scheme is, you guessed it, 100% arbitrary, based on how capricious you're feeling at the time.
https://mastodon.social/@andrewnez/112673101150179676
@bitprophet my personal preference is "pretend to follow semver but actually go by vibes entirely", I use it in all my projects.
@untitaker Well, Yes
(I actually try to follow pretty strict SemVer but ofc there is always, always some judgement calls in play, so, eh)
Asymptotically approaches e: CleVer.
x.y is FOSS, x.y+1 is a fake proprietary license: BendoVer.
@tek @bitprophet @andrewnez All the velociraptor ladies use that asymptotic versioning scheme — they are, after all, CleVer girls.