Most #vineyards' clubs are all "build your cellar! celebrate with friends! etc!" but I wonder if any #wineries' #wine clubs have brutally honest membership levels:
- Basic B: we question your commitment, but will happily take your money in exchange for 3 bottles a quarter
- Gettin' Tipsy: now you're talking. 6 bottles a quarter!
- Knows How To Party: we strongly suspect none of these will be staying closed for long! 9 bottles/quarter.
- Living the Lush Life: Bottoms up! 12 bottles/quarter.