laying on my deathbed regretting that i never did get to see an online media criticism piece that doesn't have "the medium is the message" somewhere around the intro

there should be a productivity app that tries to maximize the amount of time you have to screw around instead of help you make the best use of it

me: i should try taking a power nap
*30 minutes of sporadic banging sounds from my neighbour, notification pings from my phone across the room, and food smells wafting into my apartment later*
me: wow, i am quite refreshed

DB ADMIN. IM GOING INTO BATTLE AND I NEED YOUR STRONGEST QUERIES.

YOU COULDNT HANDLE MY QUERIES INTERN, THEY'RE TOO STRONG FOR YOU.

reading blog theory by jodi dean and there's a nice, lengthy smackdown of the "technology will solve everything" mindset

the cut-off part of the first sentence is "Presuming that the work of programmers is"

anyone have a blog? is it worth starting and committing to writing on one?

thinking about lying in bed eating corn flakes from the bag after a long day of HUSTLING, on the GRIND, building my PERSONAL BRAND

fiending on obsessively working out what data structures to use for hours rather than actually making something work and seeing if it's even a good idea

joke: bread
broke: rice
woke: shredded cheese

striving every day towards reaching a level of expertise and renown that will let me typeset all my work in comic sans with impunity

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transgressing the boundaries: towards a transformative hermeneutics of sentences with the phrase "and loving it" added to the end

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brutalist websites which take over 5 seconds to load and make half of my umatrix panel red

this is probably a metaphor for something

attempting to add flair to your cooking then realizing that you've unleashed a runaway chain of emergent detrimental events, all of which intensify the more you attempt to salvage them

yall got any of those esoteric theory memes i can pretend to understand

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social.coop

social.coop is a a coop-run corner of the fediverse, a cooperative and transparent approach to operating a social platform. We are currently closed to new memberships while we improve our internal processes and policies, and plan to re-open to new folks when that work is complete. [9/2/2018]